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var Digital=new Date()
var hours=Digital.getHours()

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if (hours>=1&&hours<=1) 
document.write('<b>Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven\'t sent one out</b>')
if (hours>=2&&hours<=2) 
document.write('<b>The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources</b>')
if (hours>=3&&hours<=3) 
document.write('<b>Everyone is entitled to be stupid once in a while but some abuse the privilege</b>')
if (hours>=4&&hours<=4) 
document.write('<b>The trouble with reality is that there\'s no background music</b>')
if (hours>=5&&hours<=5) 
document.write('<b>Whenever I\'m caught between two evils, I take the one I\'ve never tried</b>')
if (hours>=6&&hours<=6) 
document.write('<b>Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven\'t sent one out</b>')
if (hours>=7&&hours<=7) 
document.write('<b>Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary</b>')
if (hours>=8&&hours<=8) 
document.write('<b>The most important part of a friend\'s job is to clear your computer history when you die</b>')
if (hours>=9&&hours<=9) 
document.write('<b>Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you\'re wrong</b>')
if (hours>=10&&hours<=10) 
document.write('<b>I take back all those times I didn\'t want to take a nap when I was younger</b>')
if (hours>=11&&hours<=11) 
document.write('<b>Bad decisions make good stories</b>')
if (hours>=12&&hours<=12) 
document.write('<b>I disagree with Kay Jewlers - on any Friday night I bet more kisses begin with beer</b>')
if (hours>=13&&hours<=13) 
document.write('<b>Why doesn\'t Google Maps have an "avoid the ghetto" routing option?</b>')
if (hours>=14&&hours<=14) 
document.write('<b>Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of the car window</b>')
if (hours>=15&&hours<=15) 
document.write('<b>Give a man a Harley and he\'ll polish it for hours<br>teach him how to ride and you\'ll get rid of him all weekend</b>')
if (hours>=16&&hours<=16) 
document.write('<b>Join The Marines - visit exotic places - meet strange people, then kill them</b>')
if (hours>=17&&hours<=17) 
document.write('<b>Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you</b>')
if (hours>=18&&hours<=18) 
document.write('<b>Geezers are like motorcycles; each one is customized a bit differently</b>')
if (hours>=19&&hours<=19) 
document.write('<b>Two-lane blacktop isn\'t a highway, it\'s an attitude</b>')
if (hours>=20&&hours<=20) 
document.write('<b>Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town</b>')
if (hours>=21&&hours<=21) 
document.write('<b>You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze</b>')
if (hours>=22&&hours<=22) 
document.wri3e('<b>Where there\'s a will, there are five hundred relatives</b>')
if (hours>=23&&hours<=23) 
document.write('<b>A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel</b>')
if (hours>=24&&hours<=24) 
document.write('<b>Don\'t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise</b>')