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When considering the upcoming elections remember the old West Virginia Hillbilly saying:

“You can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”

Welcome to the Geezer's Web Site. Most of us are located in Central Florida but we have Geezers from Alaska and Ohio as well. Mainly we ride in Florida but on occasion we do get out for a road trip.

This site is a photo log of our weekend rides, road trips, vacations, our bikes - old and new - and anything else that seems appropriate.

Here you'll find our road trip pictures, our weekend rides, some details about each ride, group pictures and some just plain goofy pictures but don't worry, this is a family friendly site - we don't post offensive content here!

In 2008 we took 34 weekend rides, 39 in 2009 and 14 documented rides in 2010. Now we are working on the rides in 2011. We've documented 5 road trips, 11 different biker events and numerous individual Geezer adventures - check 'em out and see where we've gone.

We hope you enjoy the site and if you do,
please let us know by signing the guestbook

Don't forget to visit Miller's Custom Parts in South Daytona
for all your genuine Harley Davidson and custom parts

If they don't have it they can order it - If they can't order it you don't need it!!

Click on the images below for all the details...

Shutterbug's Photo of the Week

Pelican in Flight

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Geezer Humor
See all the jokes here...

A short Love Story...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own freaking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

Golf

Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....

Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!"

"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!

For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."

The man broke down and sobbed.

The doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just kidding. She's dead!
What'd you shoot?"

Socially Unacceptable Humor

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.  Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.


A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point:
The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop that just opened in our shopping center,
but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Let's just offend everybody!!

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans On Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' and southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

 

 

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