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When considering the upcoming elections remember the
old West Virginia Hillbilly saying:
“You
can't get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the
creek.”
Welcome to the Geezer's Web Site. Most of us are located in
Central Florida but we have Geezers from Alaska and Ohio as well. Mainly we ride
in Florida but on occasion we do get out for a road trip.
This site is a photo
log of our weekend rides, road trips, vacations, our bikes - old and new -
and anything else that seems appropriate.
Here you'll find our road trip pictures, our weekend rides, some
details about each ride, group pictures and some just plain goofy
pictures but don't worry, this is a family friendly site - we
don't post offensive content here!
In
2008 we took 34 weekend
rides, 39 in
2009,
14 documented rides in
2010
and 23 in 2011.
Now we are working on the rides in 2012. We've documented
6 road trips,
11
different biker events and numerous individual Geezer adventures - check 'em out
and see where we've gone. We hope you enjoy the site and if you
do,
please let us know by
signing the guestbook
Don't forget to visit
Miller's
Custom Parts in South Daytona
for all your genuine Harley Davidson and custom parts
If they don't have it they can order it - If they can't order it you
don't need it!!
Shutterbug's
Photo of the
Week
Squirrel
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larger image
See the entire gallery
Geezer Humor
See all the jokes here...
Games For When We Are Older
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Sag, you're It.
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Hide and go pee.
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20 questions shouted into your good ear.
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Kick the bucket.
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Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
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Musical recliners.
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Simon says something incoherent.
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Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
Old Is When
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You sell your home heating system at a yard
sale.
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You have to write post-it notes with your kids'
names on them.
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You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out
of your face.
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You don't care where your spouse goes, just as
long as you don't have to go along.
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Getting a little action means I don't need fiber
today.
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Getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.
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An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Florida explained...
You know you're a true Floridian if.....
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Socks are only for bowling.
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You never use an umbrella because the rain will
be over in 5 minutes.
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A good parking place has nothing to do with
distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
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Your winter coat is made of denim.
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You can tell the difference between fire ant
bites and mosquito bites.
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Most of your friends are over 65.
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Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.
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You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
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You know that no other grocery store can compare
to Publix.
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You know that anything under a Category 3 just
isn't worth waking up for.
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You dread love bug season.
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You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane
list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You
know them as Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne and
Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary...Alison...
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You know what snowbirds are and when they'll
leave.
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You think a six-foot alligator is actually
pretty average.
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"Down South" means Key West.
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You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.
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You get annoyed at the tourists who feed
seagulls.
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A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
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You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane
season, love bug season, tourist season and summer.
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You've hosted a hurricane party.
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You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee,
Withlacoochee, Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
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You understand why it's better to have a friend
with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
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You were 25 when you first met someone who
couldn't swim.
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You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas
and New Years.
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You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba".
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